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A crisp, frosted-glass candle that speaks with a wink. This 11oz vessel holds a creamy, off-white coconut-soy wax blend and a hand-crafted wooden wick that gently crackles as it burns, filling a room with one of nine carefully curated phthalate-free scents. The raw maple lid and matte finish give it a modern, natural look that fits on a shelf, nightstand, or kitchen counter — while the bold label adds personality and humor to everyday moments. Burn time of about 50 hours means evenings of mellow light and subtle fragrance, hand-poured in the USA with eco-conscious materials and clean ingredients.
Product features
- 11oz frosted glass vessel with raw maple lid
- Coconut-soy blended natural wax (off-white, no dyes) — ~50 hour burn
- Unique hand-crafted FSC wooden wick for gentle crackling
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils; 9 scent options
- Hand-poured in USA; toxin-free, renewable-sourced ingredients
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.
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